Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Maratha Mess

Recently a survey has revealed that lot of maharashtrian women are not able to conceive. A research on their partners back grounds led to an interesting finding - that their DNA has non-marathi code imprinted on it because of any possible non-marathi ancestral links. Microscopic observation using advanced techniques has brought into light a unique phenomenon never reported in billions of years of human evolution. The Ova (eggs) of marathi women were found to be releasing few WBC ( White blood cells) with strong marathi wiring and the cells were found to be attacking, killing and thus preventing sperms with even traces of non-marathi cell material from uniting with the egg. The scientists have found a remedy for this after extensive research. They said that if a man injects marathi fanaticism into his mind(by repeatedly listening to speeches by the thackareys' and co), there is a chance that any non-marathi traces in his cell material be completely replaced by marathi equivalent which would later lead to successful conception. This is one of the most note worthy and important developments in Genetic science in modern times and Mr. Thal Backery has been nominated for Nobel prize for his contribution to this development.